YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

Necrothulhu · January 2013

Alex said:
Fucking denied alcohol purchase and threatened to have the cops called because the guy behind the Buy Rite counter thought my ID was fake

I'm surprised people here don't think my Texas ID is fake

OPP · January 2013

beavis_butthead said:

Alex said:
Fucking denied alcohol purchase and threatened to have the cops called because the guy behind the Buy Rite counter thought m y ID was fake

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Who are YOU to wave your finger?

MenAreTrash · January 2013

hurrdurrToolreference

OPP · January 2013

That one was perfect Fukkovz

Gnomez · January 2013

It's probably more the fact that you have a drivers licence that they're suprised 8-}

FLAT · January 2013

Alex said:
That one was perfect Fukkovz

It really was

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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes · January 2013

Well his picture was taken when he was 15...

Necrothulhu · January 2013

Ordered a Guy Fawkes mask for 12 something including shipping. Was supposed to get here by Saturday. Idiots let me order a mask they had out of stock because they didn't update their shit. Had to buy one somewhere else for 10 bucks more because of shipping. Oh well...at least I still get the mask by Saturday

jag · January 2013

Distance said:
they don't make you get a new one when you turn 21? thought every state did that.

I wasn't forced to get an update but mine was set to expire not too long after my 21st so it just made sense to go in on your 21st. It's pretty much the most logical thing to do since I looked nothing like I did from 16 to 21.

Gnomez · January 2013

Distance said:
you talkin to me, Gnomey?

:-\"

OPP · January 2013

My license was switched to horizontal the day I turned 21. The guy flat out said no. Whatevz, fukk yooz Jersey.

Necrothulhu · January 2013

I take it they don't swipe IDs yet

OPP · January 2013

Just stared and said gtfo. Guido cunts.

SATAN · January 2013

Well if that's the case, you should've torn your shirt off and shouted "come at me bro" after being rejected. They prolly would've served you afterward. It's a rite of passage in those parts

OPP · January 2013

Odd. Back home we just pull out guns.

SandyVagina · January 2013

dammit. everyone in my house is sick. I can't find our big red horn (now we know it as a vuvuzuela) that we've saluted new years' with every year since Jane Byrne was mayor (we hid it from the great grandchildren a few months ago and now it's lost) and I don't think I'm going anywhere tonight. at least I've got a cool episode of NIght Gallery with David McCallum falling in love with a werewolf.

happy fuckin new years.

KridesBrideBritt · January 2013

Awkward fucking night. My best friend Mindy and I are over our friend Brandon's apartment for New Years. We were hanging out with his roommates, one of which is an old friend of mine Alex from County College and the other roommate Justin I had met only once before at a club. So, Alex's girlfriend and her friend Kate apparently were making out on our friend Brandon's bed so Brandon got pissed. Well, after midnight we decided to play a few rounds of cards against humanity and watch Chasing Amy, which was Justin's favorite movie so he was quoting it to me. He had quite a few beers so he was quite loud. I get a text from Mindy across the table that Justin has a thing for me. Alright. Then not even ten minutes later when I'm zoning out to the movie I hear "Well, what else do you expect. I'm an alcoholic. I'd be hitting on her (gestures to me) if she drank. I can't date a girl that doesn't drink." The fuck?!!?!?