YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Gnomez said:

Mc is probably hung like a Shetland pony

Americans don't know the cock size scale for every animal Gnomie.
We have tape measures and shit.

OPP

Probably about sixteen feet























































wide.

Gnomez

Wunderbarrrr said:

does that mean you're gonna try to fuck him gnomez? :-?

MetalCoresades

this is getting fucking weird....

MetalCoresades

:-/

Gnomez

By keyhole he means

Gnomez

Well I wasn't going to google Shetland pony penis was I!?

Gnomez

Okay fuck it you caught me out I did that too

monicaa

Magson13

Insignificance.

KridesBrideBritt

When you know you're related to someone but can't remember how.

BlindGuardian93

>2nd to last day of work at the baker
> order for seven dozen fritters

FUUUUU

mrAPE

Walk out

BlindGuardian93

Kind of have to work. I won't get my first check from best buy for 3 weeks I need some extra income until then

OPP

BlindGuardian93 said:

>2nd to last day of work at the baker
> order for seven dozen fritters

FUUUUU

Alex said:

Cum in each fritter.

OPP

The fact that this only comes in small and XL now

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

I hate calc

OPP

I was walking back from campus and some homeless guy comes up to me. Tells me how he's looking to collect $18 for a seedy motel stay overnight until he starts his new job tomorrow and "starts making bank."

So I give him a dollar out of my wallet. His next words:

"Could I have two?"

Fucking really?

mrAPE

He said 18 bitch

MarcTheFallen

Reminded me of this )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rMpCud1IwQ