I just left a BBQ and I gave this jawn whoos married to my brother in laws brother a hug goodbye, and I fucking grabbed her titty thinking it was her arm. I feel like a dumbass. :-L
During Manson at rock on the range I was walking out of the crowd from the front to find my wife and watch the rest of the show where there weren't crowd surfers. Anyway I'm stumbling out almost free and I slipped and kind of tripped over someone's foot started catching my balance and put my hand up to brace in case I feel. I fell straight forward into some girl and full on grabbed he boob. Completely by accident. She said did the guy she was with did you see that and I turned around and was like I swear that wasn't on purpose I slipped she just laughed and said its okay. Felt like a jackass nice boob though
You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
Their singer was having a blaaaaast on stage at my show, and they all performed great.
Classic!
Did she grab your wiener, thinking it was your arm?
You should have said to her "hey get your tit outta my hand!"