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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,878 spicy boy
    My dad is in the living room blasting dubstep <_>
    I think it's time you moved out.
    he's sitting in the dark, drunk, and by himself lol
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    drunkz iza good


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    My dad is in the living room blasting dubstep <_>
    That SUUUUCCCKKKS.
  • streetsstreets Posts: 3,351 just the tip
    My dad is in the living room blasting dubstep <_>
    You need to kill him Todd. You need to kill him and have an orgy in his blood.
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,878 spicy boy
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Woke up in a shitty mood to the point where I don't care to eat and would rather just force myself back to sleep. It's wonderful
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    eh fukk it im going to bed and dream bout Leah sittin on meh cox... fukkin aye :>


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
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    Did you get a new chevy Z71?
  • TigerTiger Posts: 2,116 balls deep
    yes sir, got it in March.

    Its a GMC All Terrain 4x4. :x
    The day you need a gun and don't have one, may be your last.

  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    \m/ postith a pic man
  • TigerTiger Posts: 2,116 balls deep
    Phone wont connect to work computer.

    I'll post later.
    The day you need a gun and don't have one, may be your last.

  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,878 spicy boy
    eh fukk it im going to bed and dream bout Leah sittin on meh cox... fukkin aye :>
    lol
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Dropped like six 2x8x12's directly onto my foot from about five feet...For a minute I thought I broke my foot, but it's just sore as hell...I could feel it swelling as I was walking lol
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Years ago my buddy was doing landscaping. He was using a pitch fork to move around some mulch in a truck. He went to stab it into a big section of mulch and it glanced off and straight into his foot. He put one of the prongs completely through his boot and foot. Pulled it out without thinking and after a few seconds called over and was like " i think I just stabbed a hole in my foot" people just responded with "yeah okay, whatever you say" after a minute or so it was to the point he couldn't put weight on it. His foot was fucked for a good month and he still gets pain if he walks on it a lot in one day
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I don't think I can go to Power Trip and Black Breath tonight because my car won't make it Dallas and I have no ride :(
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  • jagjag Posts: 5,033 destroyer of motherfuckers
    BUT MARTYRDOD!
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Mayhem tickets are more expensive than I thought! X_X Fuck Ticketbastard!
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Almost just boxed this nigga in the parking lot 'cause he had a dent in his car and blamed me, fucking old motherfucker. First he's like "Do me a favor, line up your door with my car so I can make sure you hit it before I call the police.", I was like "Leave it to literally everyone in Round Lake Beach to call police over something this petty, but aight.", so, I line it up, it's nowhere even near the dent, and he pushes my door as far as it could go, says "Yea, see how close it is when it's all the way out?", mind you, it's still not touching the dent. I said "You realize how ridiculously hard I woulda had to slam the door out for it to go that far? And it's STILL not even touching the dent.", so he's like "You know, I'd love it if you just admitted it, we could both go our separate ways, and this would be over with.", so I said "There's nothing to admit, and I don't particularly like being told that I'm a fucking liar.", he had two young Daughters in the car and said "Don't use that kind of language around them.", I said "I don't really give a fuck, son. Shouldn't have made a scene.", he just stared at me, got in my face and said really quietly "Lemme tell you how lucky you are right now that they're in the car and don't need to see their Dad act like an animal.", I said "Talk more shit. Fucking do something.", he got closer to my face, we had a stare down, I was waiting for him to hit me, and then he just backed off, got in his car and skirted off. Fucking bitchmade nigga.

    Don't know what it is with these old ass niggas fucking with me today.
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    lol im so disgusted with my aunt
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  • TiradesOfTruthTiradesOfTruth Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Left my fucking phone at work ~X(
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