WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
edited June 2012
On Monday I was riding my motorcycle without gear (besides my helmet) because it was pushing 100F. Anyways, was on the freeway and a car beside me kicked up a fairly good size rock. The rock was either standing still or shot back in the 0-10mph range. I was going about 75 mph when it hit me dead in the chest. Basically like someone threw a rock 80 mph at my chest. Left a baseball size bruise and it puffed up like a half an inch. I was lucky I was not thrown from my bike....
Get home from work at 730 this morning and I have to keep my bedroom door open to cool me and my sisters rooms with the AC. My step sister decided to crank her tv volume and make fucking smoothies which is loud as Fuck right outside my door. Im going to choke a bitch
I've been lost in endless seas
My heart died long ago
I curse my failures as I fall from you
I'm at the gym right now I just wenf and peeled off a huge dump Turned around to find there was no toilet paper Delicately pulled up my boxers and shorts, flushed toilet and duck waddled to the next toilet cubicle to wipe my butt :-L
Don't the toilets flush the opposite way in NZ/Australia?
We have totally different toilets to yours Ours are deeper with less less water in the bottom so the pooh snaps off and falls into the bottom Your toilets are full to the brim so your pooh never breaks off
When my mom gets mad at me for something, I prove I didn't do it, then she can't admit she's wrong. Whether it's for something big or something stupid it's always annoying. If you're wrong, you're wrong.
drinkwine732Posts: 20,418destroyer of motherfuckers
When my mom gets mad at me for something, I prove I didn't do it, then she can't admit she's wrong. Whether it's for something big or something stupid it's always annoying. If you're wrong, you're wrong.
According to my madre, a major crossroads in parenting is the first time you get proven wrong by your child.
My Mom tripped over my leg and fell in the kitchen, took it out on me and instinctively tried to punch me, I put my leg up on some ninja shit to block it, and her elbow slammed into my ankle, and she hurt it, not seriously or anything, but she held it for a good 5 minutes, and now she's pissed at me and calling me an asshole. )
My Mom tripped over my leg and fell in the kitchen, took it out on me and instinctively tried to punch me, I put my leg up on some ninja shit to block it, and her elbow slammed into my ankle, and she hurt it, not seriously or anything, but she held it for a good 5 minutes, and now she's pissed at me and calling me an asshole. )
teh only fight erik has ever been in.......
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I just wenf and peeled off a huge dump
Turned around to find there was no toilet paper
Delicately pulled up my boxers and shorts, flushed toilet and duck waddled to the next toilet cubicle to wipe my butt :-L
Y-M-C-A!
Ours are deeper with less less water in the bottom so the pooh snaps off and falls into the bottom
Your toilets are full to the brim so your pooh never breaks off
My Mom tripped over my leg and fell in the kitchen, took it out on me and instinctively tried to punch me, I put my leg up on some ninja shit to block it, and her elbow slammed into my ankle, and she hurt it, not seriously or anything, but she held it for a good 5 minutes, and now she's pissed at me and calling me an asshole.
get back up on the damn curb
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)