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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Oh, also.

    Inb4 Erik's lying.
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,307 mod
    Good. I would have slaughtered my passenger if he spoke up and said anything. I was pulled over just a few weeks ago for having a brake light out, and I was high as shit, as was my friend in the sideseat. I'd be fine to control the situation, but I was scared as fuck he would just say something stupid.
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  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited November 2010
    The cops out here are dumbasses. On Saturday night, on my bro Kurt's birthday, at like, 3 or 4 in the morning, we snuck out 'cause his guardian went to bed. So we were walking down the street, and a Ranger saw us, and he stopped, so I wasn't gonna run or panic, I played it cool. He was like "How old are you guys?" I said "19, I'm walking my little brother home down the street, he was over at my house." and he's just like "Oh OK, well you guys have a nice night now.". He didn't even check me for an ID or anything. I was like lolwut?
    How is that stupid? I dunno what's wrong with him doing that.
    Good. I would have slaughtered my passenger if he spoke up and said anything. I was pulled over just a few weeks ago for having a brake light out, and I was high as shit, as was my friend in the sideseat. I'd be fine to control the situation, but I was scared as fuck he would just say something stupid.
    Does not look like a Wine post.
    It doesn't.
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited November 2010
    The cops out here are dumbasses. On Saturday night, on my bro Kurt's birthday, at like, 3 or 4 in the morning, we snuck out 'cause his guardian went to bed. So we were walking down the street, and a Ranger saw us, and he stopped, so I wasn't gonna run or panic, I played it cool. He was like "How old are you guys?" I said "19, I'm walking my little brother home down the street, he was over at my house." and he's just like "Oh OK, well you guys have a nice night now.". He didn't even check me for an ID or anything. I was like lolwut?
    You're really tall, it's not that hard to believe. It doesn't make him dumb, it makes him a chill cop that doesn't feel like hassling some kids.

    And I can imagine a cop pulling over WIll and saying "Do you know why I pulled you over?" and Will just awkwardly yells "THERE IS NO MARIJUANA IN THE CAR."

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  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    Good. I would have slaughtered my passenger if he spoke up and said anything. I was pulled over just a few weeks ago for having a brake light out, and I was high as shit, as was my friend in the sideseat. I'd be fine to control the situation, but I was scared as fuck he would just say something stupid.
    Does not look like a Wine post.
    cuz i typed it....

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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    The cops out here are dumbasses. On Saturday night, on my bro Kurt's birthday, at like, 3 or 4 in the morning, we snuck out 'cause his guardian went to bed. So we were walking down the street, and a Ranger saw us, and he stopped, so I wasn't gonna run or panic, I played it cool. He was like "How old are you guys?" I said "19, I'm walking my little brother home down the street, he was over at my house." and he's just like "Oh OK, well you guys have a nice night now.". He didn't even check me for an ID or anything. I was like lolwut?
    You're really tall, it's not that hard to believe. It doesn't make him dumb, it makes him a chill cop that doesn't feel like hassling some kids.

    And I can imagine a cop pulling over WIll and saying "Do you know why I pulled you over?" and Will just awkwardly yells "THERE IS NO MARIJUANA IN THE CAR."

    I know, I just figured he would check for an ID or something and I'd be fucked. He let a 14 and 15 year old just go free at 4 in the morning without realizing it lolol.

  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Now they're going to find your post and arrest you
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    YOU DUN GOOF'D
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  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    The real problem is that you said that you're walking your little brother home...wouldn't it make a lot more sense for you to be living at the same place?
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    CYBER POLICE OH SHIT.
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,666 master of ceremonies
    The real problem is that you said that you're walking your little brother home...wouldn't it make a lot more sense for you to be living at the same place?
    DING! DING! DING!
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    The real problem is that you said that you're walking your little brother home...wouldn't it make a lot more sense for you to be living at the same place?
    Eh, it was off the top of my head. And at 19 I could very well be living alone.

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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    *inserts sarcastic homeschooling joke*
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Riiiiigght
    And that's supposed to mean?

    I didn't mean me specifically. I'll probably still be here at 19, but I'm just saying a lot of people move out the day they turn 18. It's not uncommon.

    I can't live alone at all with my Burm once he's big. That's gonna be my biggest obstacle sadly, but I'm not gonna get rid of him, no fucking way. I'll have to wait 'til I have someone to live with, whether it be a roommate, friend, whatever.

  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Most of the people who move out at 18 are going to college and living in a dorm. If not, they're living with a friend or someone else's parents with them
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Well either way, who cares. It was off the top of my head, and I still got away with it, so, win.
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