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This is my Chicago Thread
Jobe_Wan_Kenobi
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This is my Chicago thread.
There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
My thread is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my thread is useless.
Without my thread, I am useless.
I must post in my thread true.
I must pwn harder than my enemy, who is trying to pwn me.
I must pwn him before he pwns me.
I will.
Before God I swear this creed: my thread and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but mayhem. Amen.
There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
My thread is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my thread is useless.
Without my thread, I am useless.
I must post in my thread true.
I must pwn harder than my enemy, who is trying to pwn me.
I must pwn him before he pwns me.
I will.
Before God I swear this creed: my thread and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but mayhem. Amen.
Pass the god damn butter.
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