THE GLORIOUS TALE OF TACO THE FORUM WARRIOR

GULCH_OF_ROT

TACO WAS LIKE ANY OTHER CHILD EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HE WAS A TACO AND NOT A PERSON.
HE WAS NOT ALOUD TO HAVE A PET CAUSE THEY WOULD TRY TO EAT HIS TACO GOODNESS.
TACOS PARENTS STRUGGLED TO MAKE HIM FIT IN BUT LIFE WAS NOT EASY FOR TACO.
AS THE YEARS PAST TACOS MOTHER BEGAN TO EXPLOIT TACO AND HAD HIM APPEAR ON MURRY, DR. PHIL AND EVEN THE ALL MIGHTY OPRAH.

OPP

We need to get drunk as fuck together some time my man.

Brian

I sense a taco/tuffy crossover

GULCH_OF_ROT

SOUNDS RAD

I LIKES ME MY DRINKINGS

GULCH_OF_ROT

I CAN SEE TACO AND TUFFY RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER

Brian

SCRIPT IDEA : TUFFY DEVOURS TACO AND BECOMES TACO MCRUFFNUTS

GULCH_OF_ROT

WELL MEETING OPRAH IN HER DRESSING ROOM BEFORE AIR TIME. OPRAH ASKS TO FEW A FEW MOMENTS ALONE WITH TACO. ONCE SALLY TACO'S MOTHER LEAVES THE ROOM OPRAH HIT PLAY ON A CD PLAYER SITTING ON HER MAKE-UP COUNTER. A STRANGE CHANTING WITH A SITAR MUSIC FILLS THE ROOM. OPRAH LOOKS DEEP INTO TACO EYES/OLIVES AND SAYS I CAN FIX YOU I CAN MAKE YOU...BETTER.

Brian

awww shit

GULCH_OF_ROT

A FREEZING COLD CHILL RUNS UP TACO'S BACK/TORTILLA FOLD AND HE CANT HELP BUT LISTEN TO OPRAH'S PROPOSAL. OPRAH TELLS HIM A TALE OF A WILD INSANE DRUG ADDICT PEDOPHILE MURDERER BY THE NAME OF THEODORE McRUFFTIN. SHE TELLS TACO OF TERRIBLE ACTS McRUFFTIN HAS COMMITTED AGAINST GOOD GOD FEARING INDIVIDUALS. SHE TELLS HIM THAT HE CAN PUT AN END TO HIS REIGN OF TERROR. IN EXCHANGE SHE WILL....REPAIR TACO'S BODY.

Brian

YES!!!!!!

GULCH_OF_ROT

TACO HAD SPENT SO MANY YEARS DREAMING OF A LIFE WERE HE COULD WALK INTO THE STREETS WITH OUT BEING ATTACKED BY VERY LIVING CREATURE WITH A HUNGER FOR TACOS WITCH IS ALL LIVING CREATURES. ONCE HIS OWN FATHER TRIED TO EAT HIM. TACO AGREED TO HELP OPRAH. OPRAH HANDED TACO A .44 MAGNUM AND A BOX FULL OF LIQUID ENCASED BULLETS. OPRAH MADE IT VERY CLEAR THE BULLETS WOULD ONLY HARM McRUFFTIN. TACO TOOK THE WEAPON STUFFED IT INTO HIS GROUND BEEF TASTINESS. HE THEN LEFT OPRAH DRESSING ROOM AND TOOK TO THE STAGE. OPRAH INTERVIEWED TACO ON NATINAL T.V. AFTER THAT DAY TACO WAS A BONEIFIED CELEBRITY.

GULCH_OF_ROT

MEANWHILE IN THE DARKEST PIT OF THE ABYSS