"A NEW WORLD" THE WORST FILM EVER MADE

GULCH_OF_ROT

THOUGHTS
FEELING
HATREDS

Its_Meh_Chew

are you talking about this? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061139/ or the Collin Ferrell Pokahontas movie

PrimalScream31

I didn't think it was that bad and it was filmed not to far from where I live.

GULCH_OF_ROT

There is good art and bad art; good poetry and bad poetry. This was just bad. The film took to extreme the fashion for portraying poetry and sensitivity through long, supposedly meaningful silences and lack of dialogue. It was almost as if the actors were miming their roles. This conspiracy against speech in an attempt to be artistic is not clever or challenging. It is lazy, simplistic and, to my mind, dishonest. In addition, the verbal and linguistic inaccuracy was embarrassing and the scenes of England, London and the court of James I were risible.

Brian

No caps = serious fucking business

Its_Meh_Chew

Gulch, your gonna hate "the Thin Red Line" if you ever get around to check that out, as its the same director

GULCH_OF_ROT

I WILL STEER CLEAR
BUT JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY DO THE ACTORS TALK IN THIN RED LINE?

Its_Meh_Chew

yes.
Did you see the long version of "the new world" (i think it was shy of 3 hours) or the shorter theatrical version (which was about 2 hours 15 minutes)

GULCH_OF_ROT

SHORT ONE
BUT IT WAS LONG E FUCKING NUFF

NOCAP

Just one of those movies I will never watch.

Its_Meh_Chew

I remember reading that the original cut of "the Thin Red Line" was a bit shy of 6 hours in length.

GULCH_OF_ROT

WATCHING IT IS LIKE SOME KIND OF STRANGE MENTAL TORTURE
DONT DO IT
TELL YOUR MOST HATED ENEMY'S TO WATCH IT

GULCH_OF_ROT

One thing you have to give Malick credit for: He certainly marches to a different drummer, even if it’s one that only he can hear, and he never meets an audience even halfway.

GULCH_OF_ROT

The main problem is that the film is just too inaccessible to the casual viewer... It's also marred by a pretentious voiceover and far too much tree-stroking in general.



I FUCKING HATE SETH ROGEN

GULCH_OF_ROT

The only question Malick seems to offer here is how many people will actually sit through this two-and-a-half hour Calvin Klein ad

PrimalScream31

New World, The reviews at Metacritic.com

I knew without the caps that it wasn't your review. LOL!

I was like Gulch got deep there then said to myself..." let me google that review"

GULCH_OF_ROT

MY OFFICIAL REVIEW OF A NEW WORLD

NEVER BEFORE HAVE I WITNESSED SUCH I SELF INDULGENT LOAD OF CRAP I WOULD RATHER BE DRAGGED INTO THE STREET THEN BEATEN WITH STICKS AND HAVE STONES THROWN AT ME THEN WATCH THIS MOVIE AGAIN. IF THIS MOVIE WAS A PERSON IT WOULD BE SETH ROGEN. I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF THIS MOVIE IS USED TO TORTURE PEOPLE IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRY'S. IF THIS MOVIE WAS A ALBUM IT WOULD BE ST. ANGER WITH DEATH MAGNETIC PRODUCTION. I FUCKING HATE THIS MOVE AND SETH.OPRAH IS A FLAMING CUNT

PrimalScream31

LOL! Much better.

GULCH_OF_ROT

I FEEL MUCH BETTER HAVING WRITTEN THAT

Rex_Capone420

idk if any thing can beat the hurt locker

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

house of blood is the worst film ever made