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Fred Durst
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Mayhem Denver '08, Albuquereque '09/'10/'11
2012 ?????????
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TUFFY BEGAN TO REALIZE THAT HE WOULD HAVE TO STRIKE ONE OF THE LESSOR GOD EMBODIMENTS PERHAPS FRED DURST
WOULD BE A EASIER TARGET. HOPEFULLY WITH DURST DEAD OPRAH WOULD BE WEAKENED. TUFFY REMEMBERED SOME THING
SATAN HAD TOLD HIM DURST LIKES NOTHING MORE THEN TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH 10-12 YEAR OLD MALE GINGERS
THAT ARE AT LEST MISSING ONE LIMB. NOT SOMETHING THAT CAN BE EASILY FOUND. TUFFY DECIDED THAT IS WAS TIME TO
LAY LOW AND FIND HIMSELF A GINGER TO DISMEMBER. LURKING THROUGH THE BACK ALLYS OF MIDDLE SCHOOLS ACROSS CALIFORNIA
WITH IN THE WEEK HE FOUND THE PERFECT SPECIMEN. HE FOLLOWED THE BOY AND ABDUCTED HIM THAT EVENING.
BOUND AND GAGGED THE GINGER WIGGLED AND TURNED TO ESCAPE THE BROKEN J.D. BOTTLE THAT TUFFY USED TO AMPUTATE THE
SMALL CHILD'S LEFT ARM. AFTER CAUTERIZING THE WOULD WITH A DIRTY CRACK PIPE IT WAS TIME TO GO TO A LIMP BIZKIT CONCERT.
AFTER FIRING A .45 NEXT TO EACH EAR 10 TIMES TUFFY COULD NOT HEAR A THING HE WAS READY.
WHEN TUFFY ARRIVED AT THE LIMP BIZKIT CONCERT THERE WERE MORE WIGGERS THAN A GAY JAPANESE KARAOKE STRIP CLUB.
NU METAL FANATICS AND MALL GOTHS ARE FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE. SUICIDE SILENCE TAKES THE STAGE AS OPENING BAND
EVEN AFTER THE GUN FIRE TUFFY CAN HEAR THE CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA OF A REPETITIVE DEATH CORE BREAK DOWN.
NO ONE PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO THE GINGER HAND CUFFED TO TUFFY'S LEFT ARM SINCE HE HAS A SLIPKNOT MASK ON.
LITTLE DOES ANY ONE KNOW HE IS GAGGED UNDER THAT MASK. TUFFY QUICKLY MOVES TO THE HARD CORE DANCING WIND MILL
FILLED HALF WIT PIT. 30 MORE MIN OF S.S. THEN THE BIG DAWGS COME OUT THE BIZKIT THE RED HAT WARRIOR. THE GINGER AT
HIS SIDE VIOLENTLY TRYS TO ESCAPE TUFFY DANGLES HIM IN TO A ON COMING WIND MILLER THE GINGER HITS THE FLOOR HARD THEN
CALMS DOWN A BIT. S.S. LEAVES THE STAGE AND TUFFY WAITS FOR HIS MOMENT.