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What are the top 5 WORST movies you've ever had the displeasure of seeing?
Because there's some pretty shitty "films" out there...
Number 1 being THE worst.
1. Stealth (2005): This bitch takes the cake. I was told it was crap when I went to see it. So why did I go? To see if it really was. It was. A jet that suddenly gains unprogramed emotion and apologizes to the people it killed? It was an insult to intelligence.
2. Twilight(both): Ah yes, it had to be on the list somewhere. I even tried watching it with an open mind. Didn't work. The retardation raped my brain.
3. See Spot Run (2001): This used to have my vote for worst film for the longest time. And hell, I was in 5th grade when it came out... the age when these stupid "animal>human" films are supposed to be loved by kids. Not even that catchy "Hampsterdance" techno song could save this piece of shit. For shame.
4. Tallageda Nights (2006): I have heard that lots of people loved this movie... WHY?!?! This was the only film I have EVER walked out on.
5. Furry Vengeance (2010): Yes, I actually watched it. Was it as bad as it looked? You bet your sweet ass it was. To add insult to injury, Brendan Frasier (who was a straight up badass in The Mummy) has apparently let himself go weight-wise. (yet another) giant facepalm for the film industry.
Number 1 being THE worst.
1. Stealth (2005): This bitch takes the cake. I was told it was crap when I went to see it. So why did I go? To see if it really was. It was. A jet that suddenly gains unprogramed emotion and apologizes to the people it killed? It was an insult to intelligence.
2. Twilight(both): Ah yes, it had to be on the list somewhere. I even tried watching it with an open mind. Didn't work. The retardation raped my brain.
3. See Spot Run (2001): This used to have my vote for worst film for the longest time. And hell, I was in 5th grade when it came out... the age when these stupid "animal>human" films are supposed to be loved by kids. Not even that catchy "Hampsterdance" techno song could save this piece of shit. For shame.
4. Tallageda Nights (2006): I have heard that lots of people loved this movie... WHY?!?! This was the only film I have EVER walked out on.
5. Furry Vengeance (2010): Yes, I actually watched it. Was it as bad as it looked? You bet your sweet ass it was. To add insult to injury, Brendan Frasier (who was a straight up badass in The Mummy) has apparently let himself go weight-wise. (yet another) giant facepalm for the film industry.
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2. Superman Returns. Enough said.
3. Hulk (2003). Clusterfuck of bad.
That's all I got.
the shining
across the universe
napoleon dynamite
borat
all are equally shitty
the shining
Legally blonde 2
Elektra
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
2 Fast 2 Furious
This list could change day to day.
do you have something against animal rights?
Robin Hood - Boring as hell, thought it was gonna be great. Biggest disappointment I've seen.
Scary Movie 4 - Ugh, saw this one after Meet The Spartans cause a friend had it on DVD. I should have known better than to watch this crap.
Waterboy - I don't get why people like this movie so much. Let it be known I can't stand Adam Sandler though.
Yeah that's all I got as well....
The marine: so much fake action it was horrible.
mall cop: they tried to make this movie all sad and shit
it wasn't even funny more sad then funny.
MacGruber (based on trailer alone)
1. Observe and report - Ive never seen anything less funny in my life
2. Spaceballs - I love Mel Brooks but this movie is stupid...
3. Strangers with candy - annoying, not funny at all
4.Across the universe - A two hour long bad music video with people singing the beatles badly....
5.Heartbeeps - Look this movie up, Its like a cult classic with me and my friends because it is by far the worst movie ever made,ever. its has andy kauffman(who is usually funny) in it. Im telling you, it puts howard the duck to shame lol
Jennifers Body
Meet The Spartans
Disaster Movie
Epic Movie
Because it's a funny movie.....come on now. There's worse comedic trash coming out these days than this.
"The Dark Knight... most overrated/over hyped piece of shit i've seen since Waterworld"
No....just no.