drinkwine732Posts: 20,418destroyer of motherfuckers
"Oh Alex? Oh, well he and I became buds when he saved me from a rampaging gorilla back when I was around 6. He saw me scared and just jumped in and beat that thing down. It was like Godzilla upon Tokyo, that shit was unreal. Then we got ice cream. Ever since then we've done shit together."
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someone has seen Poison Ivy: the New Seduction way too many times lol
is wingman.
Yeah, that's gonna be the one that gets you laid.