Five word story game V. 2

Mike

I made this on here when the forum was new. It's dead now, so let's make a new one. You all know what to do.

I was sitting outside yesterday

Santana

when this bitch stole my

Brian

ice cream and I'm all

Shane

Fucking magnets, How do they

Gazorpazorpfield

work tricks when its hot

Brian

so I graduated 7th grade

cannibiscorpse

argentina but who the fuck

Shane

was picking cotton on the

Santana

house when it was raining

SGNL_05

shit on your day and

LiveFreeDie

fucking the bitches at night

Santana

while wearing white gloves and

rammstein516

a big blue top hat

ComptonAssBerto

, their dick almost got completely

Mike

cut off from the sharp

Santana

knife known as satan's dick

Mike

which was big and red

Brian

with a Dunder Mifflin tattoo

cannibiscorpse

and gauged balls that are

Santana

Oozing cum and blood while

Mike

eating a yummy zebra cake