what are some funny / cool titles you've had

laurjohn2

when i was in the Navy, my name was Seaman Locke

I worked at a supermarket and my title was Night Stocker

OPP

Alexkin Skywalker

back during the whole Episode III hype in 05.

laurjohn2

my high school nickname was Booger

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

binaca tortellini
tendercrisp
tenderlions
bongos
bonkers

NolaFree810

i dont have any nicknames but my fat friend has like ten lol

big dumb boob
big dumb ape
the boob or booby
the sexual predator
shrek
statutory ape
donkey kong
balu (from jungle book)
angry ogre
manimal

and more that i cant think of now lol, poor fella............

Santana

well my friend emnet was called emnut and then we called him emscrotum so we decided to give everyone a sexually degrading name........I never got one cuz no one would think of anything, my friend jae was going to becalled vajaejae but that would be too easy. Then we named our friend john, vajohna. and that's all she wrote

ComptonAssBerto

faggot

katia

Farting flea

Santana

oh yeah and I have a friend who looks like McLovin. Guess what we called him?

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

shlomo?

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"the sexual predator
shrek"

The way these two worked together made me lol.

Santana

shlomo?

yeah

cannibiscorpse

my friends nickname is mclovin. he used it to be the school president

Gazorpazorpfield

Chuck the Freak - he's a DJ in michigan, it was my name through 6th grade
Chuckles
Chucklés
Mexican teddy bear
CCC - I still dont get it.

Necrothulhu

Peanut
Princess Leia
Misty..
Muffin
Pop Rocks
Little foot..
Hobbit

Rex_Capone420

people have called me REX for 8 years now

sbs_will

Willy Wonka. still to date, my favorite nickname.

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Co-workers at an old job of mine use to come up with different names for me daily. Jobe Won Kenobe, Joda, Jobba Fett and a buch more. After the boss started using the Jobe Won Kenobe, that one kinda stuck and is where part of my screen name originates from. And thus concludes my cool story bro.

sbs_will

Jobba the Hutt.

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Sure. I bet they came up with hundreds of them. Any variation of Joe they could think of... most of them were pretty lame. The job was at a Coca Cola distributer, or should I say Coca Jola. Jodin. Jobe Bryant. Moving in Joe motion. My car was a Joldsmobile. The Jomones sang Hey, ho, let's Joe. They got a whole bar singing ODB's Got ya money song "Hey, Jobe" instead of "Hey Dirty" They never quit with it lol.

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Jobe for a Cowboy