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What kind of car do YOU drive?

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  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'll have a '97 FOrd Explorer w/ 220,000 miles!!!
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    I DRIVE A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING DODGE NEON.
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,341 mod
    ^You dun goofed


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  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,341 mod
    Hey Mikey how is that car situation?


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  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    edited July 2010
    Well my cousin who works at JCPenney told me I could come in tomorrow and talk to his boss about getting a job there. So hopefully I'll have a job soon, and then I'll have a car in a few months.
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  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,341 mod
    Well my cousin who works at JCPenney told me I could come in tomorrow and talk to his boss about getting a job there. So hopefully I'll have a job soon, and then I'll have a car in a few months.
    Don't get your hopes up you won't get a car if you don't want to work the hours.


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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Good luck... I had to work at Target to buy a car...

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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,341 mod
    Shouldn't you be drunk off your feet right now?


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  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    Yeah my cousin was telling me the boss will yell at you if you don't attempt to make small talk with every customer you see, even if they're on the other side of the store.
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  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,738 mod
    This is why I am thankful I don't work retail anymore.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    edited July 2010
    Yeah my cousin was telling me the boss will yell at you if you don't attempt to make small talk with every customer you see, even if they're on the other side of the store.
    Pretty much. Even if a "guest" is pissed as fuck, you have to offer to have them sign up for the Target credit card program upon checkout.

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  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    Hah. Whatever, I need money. I'll do it.
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Might be getting a job at KFC. I don't know what the hell is going on. Once I get a job, a car shouldn't be too far away.
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,341 mod
    Yeah my cousin was telling me the boss will yell at you if you don't attempt to make small talk with every customer you see, even if they're on the other side of the store.
    Hey do you need help? "Yeah where is the new Drake album?" *Tries not to get angry when cd is right in the front of the fucking store* Did you check the front of the store? "Yes and it wasn't there" *Half raged, walks to front of the store hands customer Thank me later*


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    A customer got pissed at me because I thought Jordin Sparks was a dude.
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  • drewvichdrewvich Posts: 1,148
    edited July 2010
    search your feelings...you know retail work to be cake

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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Retail is great looking back on it because it's so routine.

    Clock in.
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    Keep Food/Pet and Chemical products separate.
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    Lunch
    Gobacks.
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    Make fun of Tommy for being black More gobacks
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