I think I'll start giving my dad computer lessons. Once he finishes my classes, he'll take a test. If he passes the test, he's allowed back on the computer. If not, HE NEVER USES A GOD DAMN COMPUTER AGAIN IN HIS LIFE.
I was talking to a customer today who had a Droid, and I am thinking about getting one. This was the convo.
Me: So, the Droid, its pretty sweet right? Her: Yeah, I guess. Me: You guess? Her: Yeah, I mean its just a phone. Me: Well, dont you have any cool apps or anything? Her: (no fucking joke)....whats an app?
I was tempted to tell her she had to give her Droid to me. She was using it like a regular fucking phone.
i do all the porn sites and streaming sites and what not. As long as you don't click the pop up links, your good. if you do, well,, youll prob get shit
i do all the porn sites and streaming sites and what not. As long as you don't click the pop up links, your good. if you do, well,, youll prob get shit
He wanted his dick to grow 8 inches so he clicked the pop up links. Who doesn't want their dick to grow 8 inches?
Comments
And for that matter, how many times has this already happened??
"Dad....Hand 'em over"
In a related matter, my other computer has been infected for almost two weeks and nobody has gotten it fixed yet. I'm on my Dads' laptop.
I was talking to a customer today who had a Droid, and I am thinking about getting one. This was the convo.
Me: So, the Droid, its pretty sweet right?
Her: Yeah, I guess.
Me: You guess?
Her: Yeah, I mean its just a phone.
Me: Well, dont you have any cool apps or anything?
Her: (no fucking joke)....whats an app?
I was tempted to tell her she had to give her Droid to me. She was using it like a regular fucking phone.