The big news from Sharon Osbourne regarding July

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Ozzy Osbourne's wife/manager Sharon told Matt Lauer on "Today" yesterday morning (Monday, April 19) that she plans to have her 34DD breast implants taken out in July and turned into paper weights, which she'll hand over to her husband."They're better on his desk than on my chest," said Sharon, 57. Sharon Osbourne published her best-selling memoir in 2005, called "Extreme: My Autobiography". A second volume was rushed out in 2008 after Ozzy's book was delayed.

katia

Argh read about this yesterday.
Fuck you Jobe

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Oh, somebodies a lil sensitive today. I think 2 fans should win the chance to throw them at Maiden.

drinkwine732

Nice

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

I couldn't help it. People read the title and get all worked up for Ozzfest, then find themselves reading about Sharons tits. I posted the same thread on the Ozzboards for moar lulz. They love that stuff over there.

Mike

God dammit.

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

You just HAD to know it was gonna happen.

Mike

I figured it would be too good to be true.

Brian

it was obviously not gonna be about ozzfest anyways

the title wouldve been OZZFEST ANNOUNCED : 2010 LINEUP AND DATES HERE

Brian

or something about turtles

Santana

It's Wednesday. I'm kinda skeptical about the lineup being announced this week

Alec29

This is really old news. Was on Yahoo news last week.

OPP

Sharon's boobs destroy society.

JLRedWing13

"It's Wednesday. I'm kinda skeptical about the lineup being announced this week"

It's taken you this long to be skeptical?

Santana

Well they said it would be announced this week so....

JLRedWing13

And it's Wednesday so....

Santana

Ozzfest sucks
maybe not the concert but I honestly haven't seen something so poorly managed besides where I work

Adam

this is the second fucking thing with about ozzfest
that had nothing to do with ozzfest . fucking blabbermouth

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

No where in the title did it say anything about Ozzfest. So no, this isn't the second fucking thing, your reading comprehension just sucks. Reading is hard.

sbs_will

<_________>

Alec29

LOL @ Jobe.