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Metal Song/Album/Band Name Wordplay

JormungandrJormungandr Posts: 1,971 juggalo
edited April 2010 in Off Topic
Post the cleverest!

My persanal favourite:
Scalpel - Diabolicaust

SYL - Home Nucleonics
Vesania - Phosphorror
Meshuggah - Neurotica

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  • TheDevilsDreadsTheDevilsDreads Posts: 1,625 just the tip
    2012 - Architectonic Death Of Living Forms(A.D.O.L.F)
    Alice Through The Windshield Glass - Tetris Chainsaw Massacre
    - Try Hard... With A Vengeance
    - A Bullet For Your Black Parade
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  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    Bal-Sagoth - "The Dark Liege of Chaos is Unleashed At the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire: Part II)"
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  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    Nanowar - "Number of the Bitch"

    Forgive me, oh mum and dad
    For the telecom sent the bill with wrath,
    But i believed that the call was short
    Let him who hasn't a girlfriend
    Go and call the number of the bitch
    Even if it is an expensive number, this number is 166 166 166

    I was alone, I took the phone,
    I needed time to think the number I saw on tv
    Who did I hear! can I believe
    A pack of horny lesbians howling back at me
    I've always thought, I've always dreamed
    Of magic whores to come and perform sodomy
    'Cos in my dreams, it's always there
    One dirty slut who takes my dick orgasming to despair

    Night was black and I wanted to fuck
    I've passed all night to see , Rocco's films on tv
    In Netherlands the whores are close at hand
    But in Italy, they're pretty hard to see

    166 the number of the bitch
    Hot chat line is going on tonight

    You can go on , ‘till the end of the road
    You just have to be aware, shemales who hide out there
    In the night, cars’ lights are flashing bright
    Bitch-hunting has begun, sexual work is done !

    166 the numer of the bitch
    30 euro the price for you and me

    Pigs and gays, and everyone who says
    " I am too arrapate, to stop to masturbate"
    Take the phone, order some whores at home
    They come to...make it rise and melt it down like ice

    166 the number of the bitch
    144 the number of the whore

    To a sexy shop, I will return
    And I will get more videos and hotter stuff of porn
    I have the programs on pay TV
    I have the hands to make libido take its course.
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    Cannabis Corpse
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