My band just got asked to play for Kittie in June..........(Moral: Never trust a native)

Gazorpazorpfield

So your band is getting signed, but you dont have a band? I mean I'm sure there will be a ton of people jumping at the opportunity since you already got something

Mike

What do you play?

OPP

I do vocals. Im rusty now, but I sound like a mix between Corey Taylor (from the Volume 3 days) and Phil Anselmo.

Brian

Do you have any recordings we can hear?

OPP

The thing I have to focus working on is the duration of my screams.

OPP

We did, but without vocals... If I can find them on my other computer, I'll post them for sure.

Brian

Wait...then how could you get signed if you haven't played in forever and your demos weren't even full band?

OPP

My friend has connections. It's complicated lol

Brian

Ah. So he sucks dick for job opportunities.

OPP

Perhaps. All I know is I'm not the one sucking cock for a sign. And that's all that matters to me. lol

NolaFree810

you wouldnt even be a little concerned if your friend was suckin dick for gigs? i think i would be..

OPP

Oh no, I would be. Which Is why I really wanna replace HIM... he's awkward and antisocial beyond belief... but at this point even mentioning that would be a dick move. Somewhere down the road, I need to though.

Brian

Pull a Danzig

1. Get your name out there

2. Quit and form your own band.

3. Get signed to a major label.

4. Get loads of pussy throughout the process.

OPP

I'm meeting Danzig on Saturday... I'll have to ask for his advice. lol

Brian

SHIT.

Dude, could you do me a major MAJOR favor? Could you get an autograph from him to me and mail it to me? I would love you forever in a totally non-gay way (unless you wanted it to be)

OPP

LOL I'll see what I can do for sure man.

Brian

Shit man, thanks!

OPP

"It's What I Do"

Brian

Miracles Is My Business...And Business Is Kvlt

"Fuckin magnets, how do they work?"

rammstein516

This is big, congrats. Definitely try and make the most of it and don't be stupid and fuck anything up, it's the worst thing you can do. The best you can do is have fun with it and try and stay away from stress.