I'd Fuck Chris Crocker!!

balanced_void91

lol new song I wrote for the grindcore band that I'm in, what do you guys think? (mind you the song will probably be only a minute long)

I’d Fuck Chris Crocker

I’d fuck Chris Crocker
If I was in jail forever with that mother fucker

You know he looks like a hot chick!
Too bad he’s got a little dick!

I’d tear up his rose
With my big fat Hose

I’d fuck him in his mouth, in his nose, in his ear,
Just Until he’d start shedding tears

I’d make him give me a Blumpkin!
Then make him anal fuck a pumpkin!

I’d fuck him hard!!
Does that sound Bizarre! ??!!

I don’t care what you think!!
You’d do the same if you desperate for fresh meat!

2_D

Too much chris crocker

balanced_void91

mind you, this is only if he were my Prison bitch lol

2_D

Oh, well then it's okay except for the anal fuck a pumpkin line

balanced_void91

it means I'd put a pumpkin up his ass

mrAPE

So you have been having fantasies about fucking a dude? Gross

balanced_void91

not really, me and my friends just talk about weird hypothetical situations like that so it got me thinking to just put them in a grindcore song

mrAPE

Uh huh..... You can come out of the closet whenever you're ready sir.

balanced_void91

only if you come out with me

mrAPE

No homo here sir.

balanced_void91

suuurrreee

mrAPE

True story. I'm not writing about dude on dude sex. Vagina only, for me.

Gazorpazorpfield

So you want to start a chain in which he gives you head on the toilet, then he begins fucking a pumpkin while you fuck him.

Not quite the mayhem man train.