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  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    that should be our new pledge of allegiance
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    that should be our new pledge of allegiance
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7p623CBvI


    I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
    And knock her upper during supper
    Clutter up her butter gutter
    Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
    While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
    Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
    And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
    Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
    I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

    I was givin' some head to some french bread
    It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
    French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
    I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

    I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
    I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
    Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
    Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

    Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
    With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
    Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
    He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
    Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
    Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
    Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
    From the skeez disease, wooi!

    Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
    Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
    Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
    Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

    Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
    Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
    Bananarama or ramabanana
    Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

    Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

    You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
    Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
    Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
    I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
    Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
    Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
    "Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
    I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

    We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat
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  • ComptonAssBertoComptonAssBerto Posts: 3,899 just the tip
    I can't forget da southside
    Can't forget riverdale
    I can't forget the hit squad
    1017 brick squad

    [Waka:]
    Lebron flocka james
    I go hard in da muhf**kin paint nigga

    Flockaaa

    I go hard in da muhf**kin paint nigga
    Leave you stankin nigga
    What da f**k you thinkin nigga
    I won't die fo this sh*t or what da f**k I say
    Front yard broad day with da sk
    See gucci that's my muhf**kin nigga
    I hang in da dale with them hit squad killas
    Waka flocka flame one hood ass nigga
    Riding real slow in the corners in my nigga

    [Verse:]
    Gotta main b*tch (and) got a mistress
    A coupla girlfriends, I'm so hood rich
    Keep my d*ck hard and keep me smoking
    You get bills free shawty no joking

    [Chorus:]
    Aye what I stand fo
    Flockaa
    Brick squad
    I'm a die fo dis shawty I man I swear to god
    In da trap with some killas and some hood niggas
    Where you at where your trap you ain't hood nigga
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    What's My Name...Evil!

    Enter into my domain
    All I offer, lies and pain
    Turning decent into swine
    Mothers milk into wine
    Be the wolf that culls the weak
    Monster walks among the sheep
    Turn young girls to Jezebels
    Seething harlots straight from hell

    What's my name...Evil!

    Lust for life you can't relieve
    The years you've spent upon your knees
    Now's the time to dry your tears
    I will confirm all your fears
    Watch the fires burning bright
    As my shadow swallows light
    Flames consuming all the lies
    You're nothing to me

    Look to the skies and tell me what do you see?
    I am the light that shines infernally
    Lust for my name, my body, my mind, my seed
    You can't deny the power coming from me

    Living waste so unseen
    Your pitiful life is but dream
    Reach out to me and take my hand
    I'll lead you to the Promised Land
    Laughing as the Kingdom burns
    All is lost, nothing learned
    Legions rise to claim the earth
    Witness now the dark rebirth

    What's my name...Evil!
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Gradually...
    And Then...Suddenly.
    That's How Depression Is...
    You Wake Up One Morning...Afraid That You're Going To Live...


    Current favorite lyrics. I couldn't relate more if I tried. Not really "lyrics" but it's a spoken part in Längtar Bort Från Mitt Hjärta by Shining.
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    With glee I rape and torture
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • 1DisturbedMthrFckr1DisturbedMthrFckr Posts: 1,027 juggalo
    In their lofty chambers dwell
    The sacred and divine
    Resting in seraphic bliss
    The timeless and sublime

    Far above the mortal sphere
    Dreaming without a care
    Far above the weeping world
    Sleeping amidst the light of stars

    Too far away to hear our calls
    Too far away to care at all

    On the burnished thrones they sit
    Might in their blazing eyes
    Vault of heaven at their feet
    Undying flames inside

    Never shall decay or death
    Touch on the blithe souls
    Sorrowless the days of gods
    Amidst the everblooming groves

    But where do we lay our heads to rest?
    Where do we shelter when the night falls?

    For the part of man
    Is to take the sombre path
    Stumble in the dark
    Stray amidst the dust and ash

    Like forgotten ghosts
    Drifting in the driving wind
    Dashing towards the void
    Whirling blindly through the night

    Like water flung from the highest cliff
    We fall,
    lunge,
    swirl,
    dissolve,
    and fade away
    Down into the unknown


  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    This revelation is the death of ignorance
    tangled in a state of suffocation
    slave to self righteousness
    damnation is on your lips

    from sorrow to serenity, the truth is absolution
    from sorrow to serenity, it's on your head
    this is my last serenade
    I feel you as you fall away
    this is my last serenade
    from yourself you can't run away

    it's your choice, point the finger
    but it's on your head
    your destination is a choice within yourself
    will you rise or become a slave
    to self righteousness
    open up your heart and gaze within

    from sorrow to serenity, the truth is absolution
    from sorrow to serenity, it's on your head
    this is my last serenade
    I feel you as you fall away
    this is my last serenade
    from yourself you can't run away
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    ^MLS nawce
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Its_Meh_ChewIts_Meh_Chew Posts: 7,380 just the tip
    This is a wake up call
    To all who their eyes
    This is our hope,
    Hopeless beaten strife

    You kill the messenger not to hear it
    It doesn't mean it never happened
    It doesn't mean it never happened

    This is our mission statement to go show the world
    We must survive

    We've been dealt
    There's nothing left to chance
    And the ending of this story
    Is not filled with catchy hooks
    So save your
    It will all be o.k. anthems
    And it's not getting any better
    No it's not getting any better

    This is where we stand
    I hope you're ready to end this tragedy
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    You are the cause, I am the effect.
    Created in hatred, a noose for your neck.
  • MysteriousMysterious Posts: 941 salt miner
    Why'd you go and break what's already broken
    I try to take a breath but I'm already choking
    How long till this goes away
    I try to remember to forget you
    But I break down every time I do
    It's left me less than zero
    Beat down and bruised
    I can't see him with you
    Why'd you go and break what's already broken
    I try to take a breath but I'm already choking
    Cause everywhere I look I can see how you hold him
    How long till this goes away

    I can't seem to get my heart over you
    Cause you creep into everything I do
    And now I'm dying to know
    How he touches you
    I can't see him with you
    Why'd you go and break what's already broken
    I try to take a breath but I'm already choking
    Cause everywhere I look I can see how you hold him
    How long till this goes away
    How long till this goes away
    She said she wants to be friends
    I took a big step back
    She said
    She said
    She said she's sorry
    With one finger
    I said fuck that

    I can tell you're lying when your lips move
    Cause of one lie it's not me it's you
    It's left me less than zero
    Beat down and bruised
    I can't see him with you
    Why'd you go and break what's already broken
    I try to take a breath but I'm already choking
    Cause everywhere I look I can see how you hold him
    How long till this goes away
    Why'd you go and break what's already broken
    I try to take a breath but I'm already choking
    Cause everywhere I look I can see how you hold him
    How long till this goes away
    How long till this goes away

    She said she wants to be friends
    I took a big step back
    She said
    She said
    She said she's sorry
    With one finger
    With one finger
    I said fuck that

  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Making my way downtown
    Walking fast
    Faces pass
    And I'm home bound

    Staring blankly ahead
    Just making my way
    Making a way
    Through the crowd

    And I need you
    And I miss you
    And now I wonder....

    If I could fall
    Into the sky
    Do you think time
    Would pass me by
    'Cause you know I'd walk
    A thousand miles
    If I could
    Just see you
    Tonight

    It's always times like these
    When I think of you
    And I wonder
    If you ever
    Think of me

    'Cause everything's so wrong
    And I don't belong
    Living in your
    Precious memories

    'Cause I need you
    And I miss you
    And now I wonder....

    If I could fall
    Into the sky
    Do you think time
    Would pass me by
    'Cause you know I'd walk
    A thousand miles
    If I could
    Just see you
    Tonight

    And I, I
    Don't want to let you know
    I, I
    Drown in your memory
    I, I
    Don't want to let this go
    I, I
    Don't....

    Making my way downtown
    Walking fast
    Faces pass
    And I'm home bound

    Staring blankly ahead
    Just making my way
    Making a way
    Through the crowd

    And I still need you
    And I still miss you
    And now I wonder....

    If I could fall
    Into the sky
    Do you think time
    Would pass us by
    'Cause you know I'd walk
    A thousand miles
    If I could
    Just see you...

    If I could fall
    Into the sky
    Do you think time
    Would pass me by
    'Cause you know I'd walk
    A thousand miles
    If I could
    Just see you
    If I could
    Just hold you
    Tonight
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Vanessa Carleton up in this bitch.
    I love winning with women
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    BREATH FLOWING THROUGH YOUR OPEN HOLE
    FINNED MOCKERY HAS NO SOUL
    I WILL MAKE IT MY LIFE'S PURPOSE
    ANNIHILATE YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL

    GREAT NETS OF STEEL
    I HUNT THE OPEN WATERS

    UNSIGHTLY MOTHER
    WITH HER YOUNG CLOSE BY

    CAPTURED!!!!
    PULLED ON-BOARD
    SOFT SMOOTH SKIN RISING
    WITH EVERY BREATH
    MY COCK BEGINS TO STIFFEN

    I FORCE MY MEMBER
    I FORCE MY MEMBER IN

    AS I CUM
    IT LIFE EXTINGUISHED

    SUFFACATE

    OUR DISTAIN FOR YOUR FOUL KIND KNOWS NO END
    RAPING YOU UNTIL YOUR EXTINCTION
    FLITHY CURS OF THE SEA
    RAPE AWAY MY MISERY
    MY MISERY

    DIE BOTTLENOSE DOLPHIN
    DIE FILTHY CUR OF THE SEA

  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Vanessa Carleton up in this bitch.
    I'm all about creating contrast.
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  • Its_Meh_ChewIts_Meh_Chew Posts: 7,380 just the tip
    Vanessa Carleton up in this bitch.
    I'm all about creating contrast.
    I was gonna say, I knew those lyrics looked familiar
  • Its_Meh_ChewIts_Meh_Chew Posts: 7,380 just the tip
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