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And that prediction was right so swallow the tip.

SATAN

Hey Erik, what is Jake Arrietta's best pitch?

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

WE GOT BASEBALL BATS LIKE THE INDIANS BUT MY TEAM POP OFF LIKE COWBOYS

SATAN

Hey Erik, how many times did Jon Lester throw to first base this year?

SATAN

Hey Erik, how many hits did Kyle Schwarber have during the regular season?

SATAN

Hey Erik, who was the top prospect traded to the Yankees for Aroldis Chapman?

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0. Cause he tore his ACL. Jus like I hope you do.

SATAN

Google prolly won't tell you the rest of the answers, but I'll wait anyways

Number1RamsFan

Miller>Chapman

mrAPE

Cocaine and alcohol in Fernandez system. Do stupid things die in stupid ways. What a waste of what seemed like a good person. 

Number1RamsFan

Cocaine makes you an excellent driver

Rex_Capone420

Yeah I'm sick of all these athletes giving drugs a bad rep

NOCAP

I remember a flame war happened after Ape said something like that about Ryan Dunn I believe. Don't think we have enough active users for that again. 

NOCAP

Nigga went out a legend hopped up on booze and drugs. Kudos

Me_

Satan called Erik aka Brewers fan bluff

Rex_Capone420

I don't even know how you could be drunk enough to crash a boat if you were doing Cocaine. 

Me_

Shit was cut alot....Garbage blow

Rex_Capone420

You would think that would never happen if you were a Latino in Miami doe 

mrAPE

Fade said:

I remember a flame war happened after Ape said something like that about Ryan Dunn I believe. Don't think we have enough active users for that again. 

I really don't care if people want to get fucked and live their life the way they want I just won't feel bad when they die doing it. Especially when they are someone like an athlete or a famous person of any sort that has the world in their hands 

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mrAPE said:

Cocaine and alcohol in Fernandez system. Do stupid things die in stupid ways. What a waste of what seemed like a good person. 

Cause he's a bad person since he liked to get lit. Man you really such a lame ass mf square.