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Rex_Capone420

:-? 

SATAN

I wouldn't fuck with him. He's a broken foot away from turning into Nomar

Number1RamsFan

They'll ask for way too much and no one will want him

Rex_Capone420

Remember when they said they would ask too much for david price )

Number1RamsFan

Shelby Miller )

JLRedWing13

Can't believe the Marlins promoted their GM to manager. How long before Giancarlo Stanton asks for a trade?

Number1RamsFan

Is that really a promotion?

JLRedWing13

Whatever it is, it's bizarre.

SATAN

Baseball should force Loria to sell for the good of the game

JLRedWing13

Kill yourself Tigers pitching

JLRedWing13

Juan Uribe to the Braves, Alberto Callaspo to the Dodgers. 6 player trade.

SATAN

Good trade IMO. It's a little odd to see the Braves in buyer mode, but they basically only shipped out some spare parts and took on a little salary. Uribe is an easy upgrade at 3rd. Withrow was a flamethrower prior to Tommy John. He's the wild card. John Hart has been interesting in his willingness to trade for injured players with high upside. It's risky, but if half the guys he's picked up in such fashion succeed, the Braves staff is gonna be stacked soon 

JLRedWing13

Joba should not be pitching in high leverage situations. Ever. This fascination with him being the 8th inning guy needs to stop.

SATAN

From all accounts, dudes just a tick ahead of Forrest Gump in brains

JLRedWing13

He seems like a nice guy, and he has some use, just not with runners on base in a close game.

Number1RamsFan

He used to be a baller. I dont know what happened. Maybe he doesnt like Detroit.

Rex_Capone420

Josh Donaldson for MVP ^:)^

Number1RamsFan

Fuck Josh Donaldson. Got my second loss yesterday cuz of him. The only reason this dude won is because Donaldson had half of his Runs and RBI's and like 3/4 of his HR's.

Rex_Capone420

He had 6 HR this week. Only 11 RBI's though. 

Rex_Capone420

mfw the twins are in first place

mfw todd is all of a sudden their number one fan