Get some form of protection, you have the right to do what you have to do as long as they're in your house unwelcome. Once they leave from inside your house, you can't follow them out and hurt them more, then it's no longer self-defense. Personally I'd get a gun and wait inside my house.
Buy a monkey. Send the monkey in the backyard while wearing a wire. They get distracted, and may also be recorded abusing a monkey. While they go after the monkey, you take a large quantity of cocaine and or heroine and just hide it in the house. Cops come and arrest the bad guys. Then they dont get off with a slap on the wrist for abusing dogs...they abused a monkey and a ton of drugs.
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There are few states where it isn't.
I just overheard this so I'm looking out over my yard
"Lets go nigga"
need to all go to jail
Animals deserve the right to defend themselves.
I, for one, support the right to arm bears.
Buy a monkey. Send the monkey in the backyard while wearing a wire. They get distracted, and may also be recorded abusing a monkey. While they go after the monkey, you take a large quantity of cocaine and or heroine and just hide it in the house. Cops come and arrest the bad guys. Then they dont get off with a slap on the wrist for abusing dogs...they abused a monkey and a ton of drugs.