I swear I have ADHD, never been diagnosed with it though since my mom always to this day thinks I'm full of shit. But I'm so bad with the random shit that one of my friends would end up saying "Oh look! A chicken" after i'd say it. I often forget wth I was talking about approx half way through. I also always have to be doing something or I go nuts. It's kinda sucky when I look at it but eh, I'm used to it <_>
drinkwine732Posts: 20,418destroyer of motherfuckers
If I'm disinterested in something, my mind begins to wander. My parents and doctor both assumed that it just was me having ADD. It wasn't till recently I got my shit together and started working.
Just about everyone on this planet could be diagnosed with some goofy disease/disorder nowadays, its so strange. Im not saying there isnt real diseases like autism and shit but you could pretty much talk to anyone and they could say " yah my whole life i do this --- i think i have this ---- ". i dont really have a point i just wanted to say this...
A man with a tiny dick goes into a whorehouse to get a little. He pays for his choice of sluts and they go upstairs. The whore looks at his dick and says, "Who the fuck are you gonna please with that little thing?" The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "Me."
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i think i have that!
O_O
Sometimes I forget what I'm talking about as well, but I always figured it was due to the large quantities of pot.
Fact: the proven cure is to put a bar of soap between your legs while sleeping. Weird, I know.