If I lived inz Texas.....

Stoned_Catz

I'd be getinz meh furry ballz licked tonightz

sbs_will

cool story, bro

Stoned_Catz

i knowz I totally cybered this chick.... and sheez said she'd suck on meh furry ballz fer like all night longz

drinkwine732

out of curiosity, did you talk like a cat or a normal guy during this?

Stoned_Catz

fremz teh Moonbabziez Magson knowz teh Moonbabziez

Stoned_Catz

sheez in teh Zzzz cult of Zzzz

cannibiscorpse

if i lived in Texas id see Cannibal Corpse, Dying Fetus, Arsis, Misery Index, 1349, and Skeletonwitch all on the same day

Stoned_Catz

yaz,,, but see thenz after teh showz iza bonezinz teh Moonbabziez

That_Guy_Arlo

Texas thread FTW!

cannibiscorpse

that would be a pretty amazing day

Stoned_Catz

i actualliez haz a pix in meh photobucketz of teh moonbabziez hold onz

Stoned_Catz

shhez teh black haired chick underz Katiaz

mrAPE

Ahahaha. Dude you're a fucking loser in ever sense of the word. Wow holy shit you cybered with some chick on the Internet you're so cool.

Stoned_Catz

iza iz, k0olestz of catz... i getz cyberedz all teh timez

katia

wat ab0ut gettin laidz in ze real lifezz?

Stoned_Catz

sometimez.... whenz y00z turnz 18z Katiaz? lolz :P

katia

nevah lawl

mrAPE

I'm starting to wonder if you ever leave the fucking house.

For when real vaginas won't touch you take cats way and talk to
another dude posing as a chick online.

Stoned_Catz

haha.... y00zallz be Barely Legalz soonz lolz

katia

puzzae cant get puzzae

oh the irony lawl

mrAPE

Ahaha nice katia