Gazorpazorpfield master of ceremonies

I think yeah...especially if the butt in question has already had the to-be cheated on penis in it (View Post)

Why do little ass retail workplaces have to be so shady. Like why the fuck does the general manager of the store tell me that my moving up to sales in a department looks likely, then a day later when… (View Post)

One of our teachers had her son within the last two weeks of our junior year...didn't stop her from taking off the entire next year. (View Post)

THIS IS THE ONE THING WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. YOU FUCKS WOULD BROADCAST EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO US NOW PLEASE JUST LET THIS BLOW UP NOW. (View Post)

My mom insisted on me waiting for her to check if her miles would cover India's plane tickets this month. Last month when I was ready to get them, they were 55 + 30 in fees for a nice $85 each way be… (View Post)