FLAT spicy boy

Was umpiring 8 year olds so the strike zone was huge anyway but this last dude had the last name stein and I rung him up on some ball in the dirt lmaooooo (View Post)

I didn’t know Obama was a Jew  (View Post)

I don’t even take Tylenol. I remember the doctor was shocked I didn’t take any medications when I went for my kidney stone. I’ll just die at home before I go back there.  (View Post)

Killswitch said their song was about billionaires and how they run the world so I leaned over to Devin and said “this is about the jews” (View Post)

If I’ve seen it on a break in a random reel that’s a hard disagree.  (View Post)